Category: Rants

Calling Out Apple for Its Ridiculous Vertical Cinema Ad

Normally, I don’t talk about the art of movie making from a technical standpoint. But something that Apple did this in 2020 made me so angry that I had to say something. I am talking its vertical ad, shot by Oscar-award winning director, Damien Chazelle. It came out months ago, but I have decided to write about it now. Below is the ad, in case you didn’t see it:

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Why Comic Book Movies are Justifiably Called Man Baby Movies

Why Comic Book Movies are Justifiably Called Man Baby Movies

Once upon a time during the Jurassic period, I was an aspiring cartoonist. When you’re interested in any industry, it’s always important to know the history behind it and get a sense of where it’s headed; and when I went to art school in the 1980s and 1990s, the comic industry in the United States was going through a major transitional period, one that goes a long way in explaining why today’s comics have gone all dark and gritty for all the wrong reasons:

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Triumph of the Gump: Another Reason Why I Hate Forrest Gump (1994)

Triumph of the Gump: Another Reason Why I Hate Forrest Gump (1994)

After I wrote Why I Hate Forrest Gump (1994) with the Heat of a Thousand Suns, I thought I’d written all there was to be said about my feelings about the movie. But then something happened recently that made me want to revisit it in a big way.

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